News Source: Huffington Post
By Enjolie Esteve
The past two weeks have contained nothing short of a series of debacles. First, I found out Kim Kardashian is dating my big-brother-in-my-head Kanye West. Yeezus, take the wheel — and drive far away from the Kardashian klan. Next, I found out my actual big brother’s city of Dallas was struck by multiple tornadoes.
Luckily, he was left unscathed. Unluckily, a natural disaster of other sorts soon hit Reno — rumors of an HIV scare. Damn you, gossip folks.